Tuesday, December 23, 2008

steve's future.


"Long Nguyen" (11:51:07 PM): alright so
"Long Nguyen" (11:51:12 PM): since i can tell the future
"Long Nguyen" (11:51:15 PM): i'll tell steve's future!
"Long Nguyen" (11:51:16 PM): okay?
xUHTHEENUH (11:51:37 PM): oh
xUHTHEENUH (11:51:38 PM): okay!
xUHTHEENUH (11:51:40 PM): tell awayy
"Long Nguyen" (11:51:43 PM): alright so
"Long Nguyen" (11:51:43 PM): in year
xUHTHEENUH (11:51:44 PM): wait!
xUHTHEENUH (11:51:45 PM): no!
"Long Nguyen" (11:51:49 PM): hush
"Long Nguyen" (11:51:50 PM): this is long past
"Long Nguyen" (11:51:53 PM): our relationship
xUHTHEENUH (11:51:57 PM): i have to get steve!!
"Long Nguyen" (11:51:57 PM): in year 2182
"Long Nguyen" (11:52:00 PM): oh
xUHTHEENUH (11:52:40 PM): k all ready
xUHTHEENUH (11:52:41 PM): go!
"Long Nguyen" (11:52:45 PM): okay
"Long Nguyen" (11:52:46 PM): in year 2182
"Long Nguyen" (11:52:49 PM): when aliens invade the earth
"Long Nguyen" (11:52:55 PM): steve is one of the last
"Long Nguyen" (11:53:01 PM): stuffed animal soldiers
"Long Nguyen" (11:53:06 PM): we call him
"Long Nguyen" (11:53:08 PM): the SAS
"Long Nguyen" (11:53:18 PM): which is also the british special air services acronym, coincidentally
"Long Nguyen" (11:53:23 PM): and, by luck of fate
"Long Nguyen" (11:53:28 PM): steve is part british and part african
"Long Nguyen" (11:53:30 PM): anyway
"Long Nguyen" (11:53:34 PM): so one day
"Long Nguyen" (11:53:37 PM): while steve was busy fighting aliens
"Long Nguyen" (11:53:44 PM): he stumbled on a branch and fell
"Long Nguyen" (11:53:54 PM): and as you know
"Long Nguyen" (11:53:59 PM): elephants can't get up if they fall
"Long Nguyen" (11:54:04 PM): so he summoned timmy and jimmy
"Long Nguyen" (11:54:08 PM): his long lost friends
"Long Nguyen" (11:54:18 PM): and they somehow got him up on his feet again
"Long Nguyen" (11:54:20 PM): but then suddenly
"Long Nguyen" (11:54:24 PM): a super alien popped out
"Long Nguyen" (11:54:34 PM): and started smacking around timmy with its tentacles
"Long Nguyen" (11:54:38 PM): and steve was like
"Long Nguyen" (11:54:40 PM): oh hell no
"Long Nguyen" (11:54:45 PM): no one smacks my fish with tentacles
"Long Nguyen" (11:54:51 PM): and he body slammed the alien
"Long Nguyen" (11:54:54 PM): but then
"Long Nguyen" (11:55:04 PM): the super alien's backup arrived
"Long Nguyen" (11:55:08 PM): and tried to capture steve
"Long Nguyen" (11:55:17 PM): but then
"Long Nguyen" (11:55:28 PM): steve took out his pie
"Long Nguyen" (11:55:30 PM): it was no normal pie.
"Long Nguyen" (11:55:36 PM): it was really a nuclear bomb, in fact
"Long Nguyen" (11:55:43 PM): and he set it off and it killed all the aliens
"Long Nguyen" (11:55:47 PM): while he hid safely behind a tree
"Long Nguyen" (11:55:58 PM): and after that he continued on his mission
"Long Nguyen" (11:56:02 PM): to be continued!


hahah, he's such a good storyteller.

1 comment:

tara said...

BEST part about the story was that Steve is half british and half AFRICAN! hahaha get it? cuzz he's an elephant. oh man.. good story(: