steve's future.

"Long Nguyen" (11:51:07 PM): alright so

"Long Nguyen" (11:51:12 PM): since i can tell the future

"Long Nguyen" (11:51:15 PM): i'll tell steve's future!

"Long Nguyen" (11:51:16 PM): okay?

xUHTHEENUH (11:51:37 PM): oh

xUHTHEENUH (11:51:38 PM): okay!

xUHTHEENUH (11:51:40 PM): tell awayy

"Long Nguyen" (11:51:43 PM): alright so

"Long Nguyen" (11:51:43 PM): in year

xUHTHEENUH (11:51:44 PM): wait!

xUHTHEENUH (11:51:45 PM): no!

"Long Nguyen" (11:51:49 PM): hush

"Long Nguyen" (11:51:50 PM): this is long past

"Long Nguyen" (11:51:53 PM): our relationship

xUHTHEENUH (11:51:57 PM): i have to get steve!!

"Long Nguyen" (11:51:57 PM): in year 2182

"Long Nguyen" (11:52:00 PM): oh

xUHTHEENUH (11:52:40 PM): k all ready

xUHTHEENUH (11:52:41 PM): go!

"Long Nguyen" (11:52:45 PM): okay

"Long Nguyen" (11:52:46 PM): in year 2182

"Long Nguyen" (11:52:49 PM): when aliens invade the earth

"Long Nguyen" (11:52:55 PM): steve is one of the last

"Long Nguyen" (11:53:01 PM): stuffed animal soldiers

"Long Nguyen" (11:53:06 PM): we call him

"Long Nguyen" (11:53:08 PM): the SAS

"Long Nguyen" (11:53:18 PM): which is also the british special air services acronym, coincidentally

"Long Nguyen" (11:53:23 PM): and, by luck of fate

"Long Nguyen" (11:53:28 PM): steve is part british and part african

"Long Nguyen" (11:53:30 PM): anyway

"Long Nguyen" (11:53:34 PM): so one day

"Long Nguyen" (11:53:37 PM): while steve was busy fighting aliens

"Long Nguyen" (11:53:44 PM): he stumbled on a branch and fell

"Long Nguyen" (11:53:54 PM): and as you know

"Long Nguyen" (11:53:59 PM): elephants can't get up if they fall

"Long Nguyen" (11:54:04 PM): so he summoned timmy and jimmy

"Long Nguyen" (11:54:08 PM): his long lost friends

"Long Nguyen" (11:54:18 PM): and they somehow got him up on his feet again

"Long Nguyen" (11:54:20 PM): but then suddenly

"Long Nguyen" (11:54:24 PM): a super alien popped out

"Long Nguyen" (11:54:34 PM): and started smacking around timmy with its tentacles

"Long Nguyen" (11:54:38 PM): and steve was like

"Long Nguyen" (11:54:40 PM): oh hell no

"Long Nguyen" (11:54:45 PM): no one smacks my fish with tentacles

"Long Nguyen" (11:54:51 PM): and he body slammed the alien

"Long Nguyen" (11:54:54 PM): but then

"Long Nguyen" (11:55:04 PM): the super alien's backup arrived

"Long Nguyen" (11:55:08 PM): and tried to capture steve

"Long Nguyen" (11:55:17 PM): but then

"Long Nguyen" (11:55:28 PM): steve took out his pie

"Long Nguyen" (11:55:30 PM): it was no normal pie.

"Long Nguyen" (11:55:36 PM): it was really a nuclear bomb, in fact

"Long Nguyen" (11:55:43 PM): and he set it off and it killed all the aliens

"Long Nguyen" (11:55:47 PM): while he hid safely behind a tree

"Long Nguyen" (11:55:58 PM): and after that he continued on his mission

"Long Nguyen" (11:56:02 PM): to be continued!

hahah, he's such a good storyteller.